Stranger in a Strange Land: June 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

More diet pills

So I realize I blog about this often, but I have to tell you about best diet pills ever! Again I have to wait to tell you the name of this magic pill but soon it will be out and everyone will be able to enjoy easy weight loss. Just be patient and give it time. You will soon see what it is I am talking about and our population will no longer have to worry about our weight... but maybe we will have to worry about something else like memory lose, but I forget why it was I bring this up.

Monday, June 08, 2009


They call it a fatburner. Really? Is that the best terminology we could use? It just sounds awful to burn fat if you ask me. I don’t like to burn anything, it usually smells and always tastes bad. From now on it should be called fat reducer or fat eraser, even fat decreaser is better. Not sure why this came into my head today, maybe it has something to do with the cookie I just ate.