http://www.travelpod.com/users/nklenske/thumbnail.large.greyhound.953341140.picture_002.jpg Stranger in a Strange Land: September 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

TOO GOOD?!? LET ME KNOW

Do you know what lipofuze is? OK, good. I have no idea either. But seriously, just click the link and you can find out all you need to know about it. I am a little hesitant however. What if it something too good to be true? What if it is something that I read about and try and then never can live again without it. So… beware of clicking the link because you just never know what it will contain.

NICE

So some friends of mine have been revamping their backyard for quite awhile now. I finally went over there last weekend to see the final product and I must say that it looks fantastic. They have a beautiful garden area, and nice patio for grilling and a fire pit for some great bonfires. What tops it all off is the outdoor lighting that they put in to bring it all together. It is just a great backyard!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Accidents

If you were an accident lawyer what state would you want to practice in? New York accident lawyers have a bigger population to draw from and the chances of having more clients is a good thing when you are in the lawyer business. So as I would assume that accident lawyers do not get up in the morning hoping that people have accidents and will come to them for assistance but I guess they kind of have to?!?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Pimples

Acne Treatments are all the rage! I can not see Jessica Simpson now without thinking about her acne commercial, but if it worked for her it could work for you. So get online or on the phone and clear that face up. And maybe if you call within the next thirty minuets you can double your order and get a free gift as well! So say goodbye to your pimples and hello to your new and improved face.

Filter

With the changing of the season from summer to autumn it is a good idea to change your furnace filters. They recommend you change it every month or so but who really remembers to do that? I get to it once a year if I am lucky enough to remember. But the thought just crossed my mind so I figured I would type this up an remind people to do the same and you all can thank me when your home’s air is a bit cleaner!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

ALARM

So you have all seen those advertisements on the television for home alarm systems. You know, where the old boyfriend kicks in the door or the masked robber gets scared away by the loud alarm. I love the look on their faces when that alarm goes off. But really, what good would an alarm do if the robber was armed? How fast can the police really get there to protect you? So I would still recommend locking your doors at night because in reality that is probably just as protective as a home alarm system.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wrinkle is a funny word

Notice all those wrinkles? Know what that looks like? Bad! You best be getting some wrinkle cream! Smear it on your face and watch the wrinkles disappear. But where do they go? I guess nobody really knows. Is it a cave, or a meadow, perhaps it is like a dormitory? I imagine that it is a nice place for wrinkles to escape the negative connotation that accompanies their name.

Magic

Get you magic weight loss pill get it while it’s hot! That is right apidexin is that magical weight loss pill that we all are desperately looking for. Pop the pill, lose the weight! Just please do not overdose and get too skinny. I could list all the side effects but what fun is that, all you need to know is that it helps you cut the pounds!