Crazy Stuff!

So the best weight loss pill ever is called li*@#!ky. That is right, I can't reveal the complete name of this amazing new pill because it is only being tested top secretly on a select group of people. All I can say is that the results are amazing. Three hundred pound men are now weighing in at 75 pounds and ladies are even losing more weight. Liza a 38 year old mother of 4 went from 214 to 7 pounds after two weeks of taking the pill. Crazy stuff!

Memory

Sometimes I wish there was someway to store memories in a safe place that they could never be lost or become clouded. Like a personal memory cards for your personal brain. As the years pass by it becomes depressing to think about all the moments that have been forgotten. There will always be moments in your life that will never be forgotten, good times and bad so remember to try and store them in a safe place.

Treadmill Move

Moving a treadmill can be tricky. Especially when the thing is completely assembled. If I were to guess, I would say that treadmills are not supposed to be transported this way. Just makes it all the more difficult. You need to play the angles just right and hook the machine inside the door. Yes, as I found out it can be done, but I would not recommend it!

T.V. Commercials

If you were a celebrity what commercials would you choose not to do? I just find it funny when a "pop princess" who sells a lot of her talent (and I use the term talent loosely) on her looks does commercials for acne treatments. I also don't think I would say yes to do a herpes or erectile dysfunction commercial either, no matter how bad I needed work. Just think about getting recognized on the street by someone as the guy who is on the herpes commercial.

Colon Talk

The need for elderly people to talk about and tell stories of their colonoscopy will always amaze me. Every family has a grandma or an older aunt that will share their story of their colon cleanse at the next holiday or family gathering. The worst is when an entire group gets on the topic and everyone has a story to share. It is just never a good conversation to find yourself in! See it is even unpleasant to read about.

Keeping things HOT

What is a good way to keep things hot with your significant other? I find that if you surprise them every now and again with a nice thoughtful gift such as flowers or lingerie can keep things interesting. You can find sexy, cheap lingerie that will let your partner know that you are still interested and still think the world of her. This will make everyone happy!

Add an S

Have you ever wished that there was a magic diet pill that you could take and just sit back and watch the pounds fall off? Well, I hate to break it to you, but no such pill exists. No matter what, the best way to lose weight is to watch what you eat and to exercise daily. These two simple steps can go a long way in helping you lose weight. Some diet pills may help you lose extra weight but the key is a good diet and daily exercise.

Magic Pill

Have you ever wished that there was a magic diet pill that you could take and just sit back and watch the pounds fall off? Well, I hate to break it to you, but no such pill exists. No matter what, the best way to lose weight is to watch what you eat and to exercise daily. These two simple steps can go a long way in helping you lose weight. Some diet pills may help you lose extra weight but the key is a good diet and daily exercise.