Security

Since we live in a world where obviously everybody wants to steal your stuff – it is essential to have your home guarded like Fort Knox with security systems. But really, let’s fight fire with fire. Why only have a security system with lasers and whistles. Why not upgrade to one that includes a hot iron, a nail on the stairs and a swinging bucket of paint. Wait, didn’t I see this in a movie one, or three times?

Is this French

The word proactiv. Is it French, or just one of those trendy marketing names that's suppose to be pronounced Practive but the people behind it thought dropping the e would increase sales as everyone knows that the letter e is so out of styl. It's lik hat'n da franc individuals for not pronouncing all da parts of da word without actually acknowlg'n that I doing da sam thing ya know...

The Zit Conspiracy

Everybody hates zits. So then why doesn’t everybody use acne treatment? Probably because one usually only gets mixed results – at best. Think about it: Why would a company whose sole income is based on people having zits really want you to get rid of our zits. If their product worked – and you no longer had zits – you would no longer need their product and thus they would be out of business. That’s right, I’m calling conspiracy theory. Zits are in fact caused by companies that claim to be concerned about clearing your face. Let’s get the torches and pitchforks…