The Zit Conspiracy

Everybody hates zits. So then why doesn’t everybody use acne treatment? Probably because one usually only gets mixed results – at best. Think about it: Why would a company whose sole income is based on people having zits really want you to get rid of our zits. If their product worked – and you no longer had zits – you would no longer need their product and thus they would be out of business. That’s right, I’m calling conspiracy theory. Zits are in fact caused by companies that claim to be concerned about clearing your face. Let’s get the torches and pitchforks…