Keeping Both Sexes Happy

Can it actually be true- a crème that eradicates all of man’s misery. A magical potion that will allow the sexes to join together in complete and utter harmony. According to the makers of progesterone, it is true. Now, with the assistance of just a swipe of this magical crème, one can control such headaches and PMS, menopause and all of those other female issues that men have lived in fear with since the beginning of time.