No Freedom for the Pens
Pens, pens, pens. I always need new writing pens because they always seem to roll away. Maybe I should use a leash, like the ones moms use to keep their kids from rolling away? Next time my pen decides to try to sneak off on its own little adventure, it will be sprung back into the clutches of my hands thanks to the elastic leash connected to it and my right index finger.