I haven’t been to any form of a religious sacrament for years and years. Given the chance to go to a baptism last week, I chose not to. Not that I’m against watching babies get dunked into water, but it was just too nice outside to sit inside. Anyways, I would have had to go shopping for baptism gifts. Although there is a religious store directly down the hall from my office, the army of Mary statutes at the door intimidates me.