The Daddy Catch-22

I was looking into the costs of Paternity Testing for one of my client’s today and discovered, to both of our dismay, that it was nearly eight-hundred dollars. That’s eight-hundred dollars that could go towards child-support but instead of giving the kid some food, they’d rather blow it on a test that tells them they’re the dad and that they owe their kid some money, which of course they’ll say they can’t afford because they blew it all on the test.