Vespa Glasses

I want a Vespa. I think I’d look pretty cool on a Vespa. Real European and all. But I don’t want to look too European, I need to hold onto my Americanism somehow. To do this I’ve decided to get a pair of classic Motorcycle Sunglasses. Big, dark, goggle looking things. With a pair of those and a skull-helmet, I’m going to look real sexy.