Damn Yankees

I hate the New York Yankees. In fact, I more than hate them, I despise them. Every morning I get up, run to the door, grab the sports section, flip to the standing and laugh my ass off as I see the Yankees still over ten games behind the Boston Red Sox. Just goes to prove that money can not buy you everything. But if happen to find yourself in New York and can not resist going to at least see Yankee Stadium before it is laid to rest, with a little money even I might break down and buy some yankees tickets.